And you brought guests. Allow me to introduce my cousin, Tobey. Malcolm's only son and the man Suzi would have left me for, had he not been a screaming queen.
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Remember that one?
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He looks just like this... if this wrinkled olive had $70 billion.
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Okay. You wanna know the truth? - You're breaking my heart. - Why? I feel like a schmuck because I've been working my ass off and saving money, and now you know why. It was to take us on this trip. And I know I'm not a duke. I understand. He's a viscount, but... - I don't even know what that is. - I know. It's okay.
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Audrey is lactose intolerant. - She also burps in her sleep. - What? I just thought 'cause we are discussing each other's flaws right now, you wanted to put it on the table. I'm sorry I... Listen, I didn't think that was a sensitive subject... It's not a sensitive subject, I just don't like you telling - everybody we meet. - I'm sorry I brought it up. Never mind.
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You'd know more about Malcolm's entrances than anyone at this point.
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That's... This is incr... I'm a massive fan of yours! - Like, number one! - Oh. - This isn't... - I know. It's incredible. I am Nick Spitz. This is my wife, Allison. - I can't believe... - Aud... Audrey. I'm Audrey. - I said Audrey! - No, you didn't. Allison is the character she played in the... Remember the one? We watched it together. Where it's a beautiful lady, it turns out she's a robot? - And there's the bra... - She's the robot! - There's guns coming out of your bra. - Yes! Sex Machina. My breakout role. So good. Look at this, right in front of us! I feel like I got kicked in the belly right now! - Okay. Hey, hey, hey. - I lost my wind!
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"Sex-crazed oldster Malcolm Quince wed 23-year-old ski instructor Suzi Nakamura this week." - Mm-hmm. - "Why would the Tokyo-born tart trade downhills for dentures? Perhaps the $70 billion his son, Tobey, was set to inherit." - Wow. - Oh, my God, baby.
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Malcolm Quince is your uncle? That billionaire?
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Okay. When we get to Monaco, I'll get you your Claritin. It's not... It's gonna be called something else over there, I'm telling you. Just remember, we... The blue box. You know, "Allegra" in, uh, French means the same shit as Claritin.
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- Hello. - Bienvenidos. Thank you. - Thank you. - De nada. - This is amazing. - Señor. I thought it was gonna be bigger. - What? - I did. - Bigger than this? - I really did.
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Seventy billion dollars. I'm traveling to Monaco with the newlyweds on his yacht for the Grand Prix this weekend.
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Oh! My God!
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Shut up! Let's do the... We'll do the yacht, okay? - Thank you. - All right. Cavendish! We've changed our minds. We're gonna come.
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Well, seeing as you have so much history, I'm sure we can find some room. Thank you. Thanks for the warm welcome. Appreciate it. After you. - Up here? This keeps going up? - Really nice of you. So we go this way? - Wow. - There's another deck, hun. Another deck!
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We are literally right in the middle of a TMZ story. You were right about this yacht. Their shaving cream smells like coconuts. - It's incredible. - Sorry. You're allergic to rich people now? No. Stop it! I'm allergic to stuff. Would you please grab me the Claritin? Yes. Here.
