Suzi, my darling bride, who has so much of her life ahead of her.
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That's where he lost his eye and his... And his dick? Did he lose his dick? - Honey, why? - I thought that maybe it was his dick.
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2.4s
- Oh, she's had it all done. - What?
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Lips, nose, chin. No! People really get their chins done? - Mm-hmm. - Huh! That was so directed at me, it was disgusting. You want me to get my chin done. And I'm not... I love you for who you are. Although it's an option. Would you guys excuse me for a moment? - I should say hello to the Maharajah. - Absolutely. - Everyone's saying it. - Do you believe we're on a boat where the guy said, "I'm gonna go have a conversation with the Maharajah?" - That was big. - Is this real? Excuse me, ma'am? Is there a Maurice here? 'Cause I'm hungry as hell. Yes, sir. He's preparing. He's preparing. Okay. Is he ever gonna finish?
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2s
All right. Where were we? Okay, okay, okay.
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1.7s
Tell me about Malcolm Quince.
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7.8s
Do you know how much fun that could be? I just lay here and the boat does all the work. - That's so convenient for you. - You know I have a bad back. So convenient for you.
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7.5s
Yo, Mr. French Policeman, man. It was mad. Lights went out. I thought I saw something move, and I shot.
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3.4s
I didn't think it was a crime here. I thought maybe you guys had different rules.
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6.3s
So I... tell people I'm a detective. There's... That's not a crime.
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3.5s
...comes to the checkered flag! It's Juan Carlos!
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2.7s
- The Americans. - Yes, number one. Yes.
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Wait a second. What on earth is on these? I don't know. This Maurice guy must breastfeed each shrimp individually. I mean, they live so well. - Oh, God, yeah. - God.
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2.9s
My name is Inspector Laurent Delacroix.
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6s
Yes. Finish line. The old man got what was coming to him. One-eight-seven, motherfu...
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Enter the brilliant yet tortured detective, right on cue.
