Good morning, one and all. It's a beautiful morning here on the Starship Avalon. Whatever you do, don't get homesick, get Homestead. Let's start things off with one of my favorites back on Earth. Once upon a time You dressed so fine Threw the bums a dime in your prime Didn't you? No.
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Arthur!
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I know I should be working the problem, but...
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You're in perfect health, Jim. Let's get you to your cabin, where you can get some rest.
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Scan complete. Analyzing data.
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Just own it. Own it, Jim. You got a cool jacket.
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Jim. Please scan your ID to confirm luggage delivery.
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Welcome to your cabin, your home until we make landfall. Over the next four months, you'll prepare for your new life on Homestead II, meet your fellow passengers, take skill-building classes, and learn about colonial living.
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Gus.
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Your door will illuminate for you.
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This one makes 16.
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Get you where you need to go.
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Everything else on board is trying to pick up the load, but the load's too heavy. Whatever started this, we got to find it. And fix it. How bad can this get?
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What's it say is wrong with me?
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It's a few things. 612 disorders found.
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You may be experiencing post-hibernation sickness.
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Grand concourse. Hello?
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Got to check all the systems manually. Can't we turn the ship around, go back to Earth? No, we're doing 50% of light speed. Turning back would take just as much time as going on. Well, there's got to be something we can do. Sorry. We're going where we're going.
