What are you, some kind of wise Buddha? I'm older than you. You're gonna be okay.
No Hard Feelings
17.6s
- What am I looking at? - The house. The house. Instead of selling it to some rich asshole, I decided to sell it to you guys. Yeah, a regular asshole. Who had to sell one of the boats. Maddie, we can't. No, we can. And she could've gotten more for it. I got enough.
No Hard Feelings
3s
I sold the house. I'm moving to California.
No Hard Feelings
1.3s
It still counts.
No Hard Feelings
1.2s
Hey.
No Hard Feelings
3s
- [Sara] Mm-hm. - We will do that. We're gonna do it as soon as you leave.
No Hard Feelings
12.3s
Well, I guess this is it. - Call us as soon as you get there, okay? - Or don't. Totally fine either way. Yeah. We're cool. - Are you guys gonna be okay? - [Laird] Yeah. Yeah. Empty nesters. Finally.
No Hard Feelings
1.7s
What do you mean? We're friends.
No Hard Feelings
2.7s
[tender music playing]
No Hard Feelings
1.3s
Um...
No Hard Feelings
1s
I'm gonna...
No Hard Feelings
1.2s
[Maddie groans]
No Hard Feelings
5.6s
Okay. You can finish alone, right? Bet you do it all the time. - Uh... - Thanks.
No Hard Feelings
10.2s
Uh... - It's broken. - Is the water on? - You have to turn the water on? - Are you fucking with me? - I thought maybe it was already on. - The spigot. - The spigot. - Oh, okay.
No Hard Feelings
20.6s
Why? You tried kidnapping me! I can't kidnap you. You're 19. Grow up. You put me in a van and you took my phone. If I were kidnapping you, would I give you all my personal information first? God! Why couldn't you have used your rape whistle? Why would I have a rape whistle? Why do you have fucking Mace? [groans] Sorry.
