Don't test me. 'Cause I'm fucking crazy. - I'm stupid. I'm dumb. I don't give a-- - [police siren chirps] Fuck me. - Oh, thank God. - Fuck. [siren wailing] - Idiot. - Oh, thank God. Okay, pull over. Just pull over. Just stop. [ringing] I'm on probation. I can't lose my license. [officer over PA] Pull over.
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[Maddie clears throat]
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- Real motor on that little guy. - What the fuck do you want?
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Isn't this how Jaws started?
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And so after that, I didn't wanna go to prom. I didn't wanna-- I didn't wanna do anything. I just stayed in my room and cried.
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What's that? ♪ Prophesies of motion... ♪ ♪ Never going my way ♪ ♪ It's coming up It's coming up ♪ No blocking sensors! ♪ Hey, hey I don't wanna let go ♪ You! You're out! ♪ Back to the start Shake it and follow your heart ♪ ♪ Even if you don't come back to the start Shake it, shake it ♪ ♪ I don't wanna let go... ♪ - Frisbee thing and then the smallest... - Yeah. ♪ Back to the start Shake it and follow your heart... ♪ Yeah. Got it, got it. Bye! Get a life.
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- Excuse me? - It's his parents' money, not his.
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Are you sure you don't wanna just go back to my house? I'm still horny from that kiss. Yes, Jody!
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Sounds nice. ["Back to the Start" playing]
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And then I came along.
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I guess I'm just a bit of a romantic.
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Can I kiss you?
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I was just a mess that he didn't wanna deal with. So he had his lawyers clean everything up, gave my mom some money and a house to make us go away.