Everything under control? Hey, Crispin, what's the company policy about leaving early? It's like we super can't do that, right? Would that be, you know, frowned upon? Oh, come on. Let's go. Okay.
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Actually, you know what? This sucks, but I just remembered I rode my bike here, so...
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I didn't know what you were trying to do.
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♪ You can't stop, you just... ♪ We're home.
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Unless you want me to.
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[groans] Oh!
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Why? Is everything okay? Yeah, I just-- I had this really intense dream about you last night. Don't ask. Of course. That's private. Do you ever have those? Uh, intense dreams? Um... Actually, uh, yeah. Tell me. You know Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad? Okay. I had this one dream where I wouldn't let her adopt a dog. So she'd locked me in one of the dog cages and dragged me back to her hideout. I kicked at the cage and screamed. And that made you come? Uh... I did not. How the fuck is that a sex dream? You asked me if I have intense dreams.
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♪ Doing all right ♪ ♪ A little jiving on a Saturday night ♪ [customers laughing] ♪ And come what may ♪ ♪ Gonna dance the day away ♪ ♪ Jenny was sweet ♪ ♪ She always smiled For the people she'd meet ♪ ♪ On trouble and strife ♪ ♪ She had another way of looking at life ♪ ♪ Driver's seat, ooh ♪ ♪ Driver's seat, yeah... ♪ Well, you look like an accountant in the Bahamas.
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- Do you wanna go somewhere else? - Uh, no, Percy. He'll have a Long Island iced tea too.
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Oh.
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Will you get the hose, please? Please.
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- This isn't the way to my house. - It's a shortcut.
Why is the flight attendant flying the plane? I've killed the pilot and taken over the plane. You're my hostage.
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- Where's the rest of my seat belt? - It's a lap belt. Just pretend you're on an airplane. I'll be your flight attendant.
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[Crispin] Okay, then.
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We have to do it with everyone. It's the rules. Oh, a little rule follower, huh? Yeah, they're super important. So is there, like, an office or somewhere private?
