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That's L-I-N-C-O-L-N.

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Good thinking, dude! After the report, we'll time travel back to two days ago... ...steal the keys and leave them here!

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Get this thing off me!

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Where are you? Get this off me!

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Beat you, I will, yes!

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What's that? I don't know. Shit!

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Witches! Heretics! I saw them!

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Put them in the iron maiden.

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Where did we land now?

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Whatever. Just eat it.

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It's good.

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Okay, I got one! Let's go!

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All behold! - He ate the Pig, thus proving that he's... - A... "Zyggie piggy!"

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La glace.

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Where are we, dude?

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You guys stay here.

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- Dude! Where are we going? - I don't know! I think the booth's broke! We've got to keep dialing San Dimas until we get back and get Napoleon.

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- Sure do play excellent music. - Most outstanding.

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure