WEASEL: So, the doctor says, "The bad news is "you don't have that long to live." So, the patient says, "How long do I have?" The doctor says, "Five." The guy says, "Five what?" And the doctor says, "Four, three, two..." (ALL LAUGHING)
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GO, go!
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I bet it feels huge in this hand.
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In the meantime, you might wanna leave the room.
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You sure?
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We have everything we need now.
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Easy, Angel. Put the little man down.
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Someone out back asking for you. Something about, uh, an old boyfriend.
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Come on, get it together. This isn't about me, this is about Vanessa.
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Ah, you weak motherfucker!
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Maximum effort.
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I knew it was you.
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Here we go.
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Vanessa.
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Come on!
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(EXHALES)
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(MUSIC FADES IN) (MEN CHEERING)
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WADE: Every time I see her, it's like the first time...
