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All right, then. Fire!
Deadpool
(MAN SCREAMS) (PUNJABI MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
Deadpool
COLOSSUS: Wade, is that you? Yeah, it's me, Deadpool, and I got an offer that you can't refuse.
Deadpool
She's like Robin to my Batman, except she's old, and black, and blind.
Deadpool
(GROANS) Sorry about bleeding in all your garbage.
Deadpool
I presume a crisp high five? For you? 10.
Deadpool
Fucking Wade Wilson.
Deadpool
He's super dead.
Deadpool
You're a lovely lady, but I'm saving myself for Francis. That's why I brought him. I prefer not to hit a woman, so please...
Deadpool
WADE; Wh00! Superhero landing!
Deadpool
(MUMBLING) Put her down over here.
Deadpool
DOPMDER: Leave a message and have a happy day. God damn it! I'm gonna do this the old fashioned way... with two swords and maximum effort.
Deadpool
What's my name? Oh, I'mma fuckin' spell it out for ya.
Deadpool
Cue the music. (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
Deadpool
