And when life ends up breathtakingly fucked... you can generally trace it back to one big, bad decision. The one that sent you down the road to Shitsburgh. This? Well, this was mine.
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WADE: Rock, meet bottom.
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(TRUCK HORN HONKS)
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WADE: Oh, there's the money shot, baby. (RETCHING) Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
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(SQUISHING NOISE)
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You ever see 127 Hours? Spoiler alert.
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"Dead or alive, you're coming with me!" COLOSSUS: You will recover, Wade.
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This place seems sanitary.
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Oh, my God. Nasty.
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You always do.
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Nothing warms my heart more than a change of someone else's. You finally hit "fuck it."
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You've heard that whole "make an omelet, break some eggs" bit, right?
