Ah, bullshit! I'm a monster inside and out. I belong in a fucking circus. Wade, Vanessa loves you. She doesn't care what you... Oh! Oh.
Deadpool
2.5s
Come on, Wade, it can't be that bad.
Deadpool
3.5s
No way. I'm not making her life as ugly as mine.
Deadpool
11.2s
God, he's so fucking gnarly. WOMAN: Look at his face. MAN: Oh, my God. Poor guy. FEMALE PEDESTRIAN: Honey, don't stare. MALE PEDESTRIANI Freak. (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) (BREATHING HEAVILY)
Deadpool
2.1s
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS CONTINUE)
Deadpool
2s
To you, Mr. Pool.
Deadpool
10.8s
I am sorry... you are haunting. Your face is the stuff of nightmares. Like a testicle with teeth. You will die alone. I mean, if you could die.
Deadpool
7.4s
All you need now is a suit and a nickname... like Wade the Wisecracker... or Scaredevil, Mr. Neverdie.
Deadpool
3.8s
DeadpooL That sounds like a fucking franchise. (GLASSES CLINK)
Deadpool
2.9s
No, just... Just Deadpool, yeah. Just Deadpool.
Deadpool
3.4s
Ideally, for others' sake. That'll do.
Deadpool
2.5s
Captain Deadpool...
Deadpool
1.5s
Oh, shit.
Deadpool
1.3s
What?
Deadpool
7.3s
You're about to be killed by a Zamboni. Where's Francis? (WOMAN WHIMPERS) No! Please!
Deadpool
4.7s
I put all my money on you and now... ljustreahzed I'm never gonna win the, uh... Dead pool.
Deadpool
6.7s
Oh, God! I'm so sorry! (WOMAN SCREAMS) Oh! You little spider monkey!
