I'm sorry for not cowboying up sooner. It's been rough couple of years. Rough?
Deadpool
3s
(TIRES SCREECHING) (THUDS) (BANDHUSCREAMS)
Deadpool
5.2s
(CHOKING) I hope they blocked pain to your every last nerve. 'Cause I'mma go lookin'!
Deadpool
4.8s
And Gail, she still fixing that tuna casserole? So good. But bad for the waistline, if you know what I'm talking about.
Deadpool
1.2s
What's my name?
Deadpool
2.3s
So, you live in a house.
Deadpool
14.5s
You only work for that shit-spackled muppet fart. So, I'mma give you a chance for y'all to lay down your firearms... in exchange for preferential, bordering on gentle... possibly even lover-like treatment.
Deadpool
2.6s
I can't even tell you... (GRUNTS) I deserved that. That, too.
Deadpool
8.1s
You were droning on. Sure, I may be stuck looking like pepperoni flatbread... but at least fuckface won't heal from that.
Deadpool
1.6s
(RETCHING)
Deadpool
1.5s
With a family of 12.
Deadpool
2s
I live in a crackhouse.
Deadpool
2.2s
I hear you grow back body parts now, Wade.
Deadpool
1.7s
I'm sorry.
Deadpool
8s
What better way to crawl back inside that head of yours? Oh, you never left. But you did, asshole! Ah, deep breath, darling.
