You got me in a box here. Aha! We can't allow this, DeadpooL Please, come quietly. You big chrome cock-gobbler! COLOSSUS: That's not nice. You're really gonna fuck this up for me?
Deadpool
6s
So what's it gonna be, huh? Long sullen silence... or mean comment? Go on.
Deadpool
25.4s
So, what, you're like, uh, his sidekick? No. Trainee. Let me guess. X-Men left you behind on what? Shit detail? What does that make you? Pretending you're not here, Negasonic Teenage Warhead. Can we trade names? (FRANCIS GROANS) Can we go? WADE: Look! I'm a teenage girl. I'd rather be anywhere than here. I'm all about long sullen silences... followed by mean comments, followed by more silences.
Deadpool
4.8s
That does it! (METAL CLAN KS) Oh!
Deadpool
4.3s
We should really come up with a safe word, fellas. I'm thinking "pork and beans."
Deadpool
7.2s
Trust me, that wheezing bag of dick-tips has it coming. He's pure evil.
Deadpool
6.2s
My first request is warmer hands. Oh! And, Jesus, a warmer table.
Deadpool
3.3s
MAN: Move it! Keep moving. (PATIENT SCREAMING)
Deadpool
3.4s
So I can do right by someone else. Of course.
Deadpool
2s
And please don't make the super-suit green.
Deadpool
2.6s
(MAN CHOKING)
Deadpool
1.7s
Or animated.
Deadpool
2.3s
(GROANS) Easy.
Deadpool
1.6s
I'm about to hurt you, Wade.
Deadpool
2.2s
I manage this workshop.
Deadpool
5.5s
We have another talker. I'm just excited about my first day at superhero camp. Shut the fuck up.
