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(MUSIC FADES IN) (MEN CHEERING)
Deadpool
WADE: Every time I see her, it's like the first time...
Deadpool
Or as I like to call her, Irony. Better find her fast before numbnuts does. How do you know she's in here? Because I'm constantly stalking that fox.
Deadpool
(MUSIC FADES OUT)
Deadpool
Hey, coming onto our stage right now... give it up for Chastity! (ALL CHEERING)
Deadpool
Uh, maybe not start with that. (TRAP MUSIC PLAYING)
Deadpool
Is there a word for half afraid, half angry? Yeah, "afrangry", lguess. Have you decided what you're gonna say to her? Fuck me!
Deadpool
Ah, I can't believe I'm doing this.
Deadpool
Wade, we have a fucking problem. And by "we," I mean "you."
Deadpool
ANNOUNCER: You can't buy love, but you can rent it for three minutes.
Deadpool
Especially from this angle.
Deadpool
I need guns. Okay, which ones? I need all the guns! All right. Okay. (HEAVY METAL PLAYING)
Deadpool
I was gonna spend the night assembling the Borje, but this is holding my interest.
Deadpool
Hey, hey, careful with that, Ronnie Milsap! We're downrange.
Deadpool
Oh. Down, down, down. Fuck you.
Deadpool
