You only work for that shit-spackled muppet fart. So, I'mma give you a chance for y'all to lay down your firearms... in exchange for preferential, bordering on gentle... possibly even lover-like treatment.
Deadpool
2.6s
I can't even tell you... (GRUNTS) I deserved that. That, too.
Deadpool
8.1s
You were droning on. Sure, I may be stuck looking like pepperoni flatbread... but at least fuckface won't heal from that.
Deadpool
1.6s
(RETCHING)
Deadpool
1.5s
With a family of 12.
Deadpool
2s
I live in a crackhouse.
Deadpool
2.2s
I hear you grow back body parts now, Wade.
Deadpool
1.7s
I'm sorry.
Deadpool
8s
What better way to crawl back inside that head of yours? Oh, you never left. But you did, asshole! Ah, deep breath, darling.
Deadpool
3.1s
Yep, that was a good one. Let's dance.
Deadpool
1.6s
WADE: Don't worry, baby. I'm comin'.
Deadpool
1.7s
Wrong choice of words.
Deadpool
4.6s
Your... On the left. You are beautiful woman. That is so sweet.
Deadpool
3.7s
She would have made me a very agreeable wife. But, um...
Deadpool
4.2s
But, baby, the guy under this mask, he ain't the same one that you remember.
Deadpool
5.9s
When you find it, the whole world tastes like Daffodil Daydream. (DOPINDER GRUNTS) So you gotta hold onto love...
