You bet on me to die. Wow! Motherfucker, you're the world's worst friend.
Deadpool
5.2s
BOOTHE: Come here, you fat fuck! That's a new stool. (ALL CLAMORING)
Deadpool
3.5s
Oh, God, me too. The drink, moose knuckle. But first...
Deadpool
5.3s
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Baby, are you sure you wanna shoot your whole wad?
Deadpool
1.6s
That came out wrong.
Deadpool
6s
You even look in her general direction again... and you will learn in the worst of ways that I have some hard spots too.
Deadpool
1.4s
Francis...
Deadpool
10.9s
Should've brought my roller blades. Show these kids how it's done. Oh. And that's why we do it. But mostly the money. Hey, think you could fuck up my step-dad? I give a guy a pavement facial, it's because he's earned it.
Deadpool
4.5s
(CHUCKLES) Uh, Jeremy, is it? Umm-hmm. Wade. Wade Wilson.
Deadpool
2.4s
Cheers. To your health. WEASEL: Fuck you.
Deadpool
4.8s
Ladies and gentlemen, what you're witnessing... is sweet dick-kicking revenge.
