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Motherfucker!

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Fine! I only have 12 bullets... so you're gonna have to share! Let's count them down.

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I'm here for you. On. (CHUCKLES) Okay, wow, dodged a big-time bullet onthatone. Not out of the woods yet. (GROANS)

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(GRUNTS) (GUN CLICKING)

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In case the other fell off.

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Anyhoo, tell me something... what situation isn't improved by pizza? Do you happen to know a Meghan Orflosky? Getting that right? Orflosky? Orlovsky? Yeah? Good.

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Really? Rolling up the sleeves?

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But I'm a... A stalker.

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(GROANING)

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Pineapple and olive?

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You need to seriously ease up on the bedazzling. They're jeans, not a chandelier. P.S. I'm keeping your wallet. You did kinda give it to me. Okay, just look, man, can I have my Sam's card... I will shoot your fucking cat!

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I don't really know what that means. I don't have a cat.

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(GROANING LOUDLY)

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That is a no go on the tiperoo, Jer. I'm not here for him.

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You're not Francis.

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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WADE: I did! (TOILET FLUSHING)

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Threats hurt, Jer. Though not nearly as badly as serrated steel. So keep away from Meghan. Cool? Yes, sir. Then we're done.

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