NEGASONIC TEENAGE WARHEAD: Colossus, wait up. I've given Deadpool every chance to join us... but he'd rather act like a child. A heavily-armed child. When will he grow up and see benefits of becoming X-Man? Which benefits? The matching unitards?
Deadpool
3.4s
(GRUNTS) Rich Corinthian leather.
Deadpool
1.3s
Why?
Deadpool
8.7s
Anyway, I got places to be, a face to fix and, oh... Bad guys to kill. (POP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
Deadpool
1.2s
Wow.
Deadpool
23.8s
And a convivial Tuesday in April to you too, Pool! Hey, yeah I wanna shoop, baby (WADE SINGING) Shoop shooop ba-doop, shoop ba-doop Shoop ba-doop, ba-doop, ba-doop You're packed and you're stacked 'specially in the back Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that Can I get some fries with that shake-shake boobie? If looks could kill you would be an uzi You're a shotgun, bang! Wha... Oh!
Deadpool
2.5s
There's a stupid. Yeah.
Deadpool
2.2s
Gridlock has kept police from the scene.
Deadpool
3.8s
A multi-car collision turned shots fired on the crosstown expressway this morning.
Deadpool
1.2s
Go.
Deadpool
1.4s
Are you sure?
Deadpool
3.7s
COLOSSUS: Come on, Wade. Language. Young one is present.
Deadpool
1.3s
(GRUNTING)
Deadpool
1.2s
(SIGHS)
Deadpool
4.5s
And now, for the moment I've all been waiting for.
Deadpool
1.4s
I'd love a Blow Job.
Deadpool
6.8s
Here, protein bar. Good for bones. Deadpool may try to break yours.
