I can't even tell you... (GRUNTS) I deserved that. That, too.
Deadpool
28.8s
If wearing superhero tights... means sparing psychopaths... then maybe I wasn't meant to wear 'em. Not everyone monitors a hall like you. Just promise... Yeah, yeah, I'll be on the lookout for the next four moments. (WHISPERS) Oh, shit. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm just a boy, about to stand in front of a girl... and tell her... What the fuck am I gonna tell her? Well, hmm, you better figure it out.
Deadpool
1.6s
(RETCHING)
Deadpool
1.4s
You mean this mask?
Deadpool
2.3s
So, you live in a house.
Deadpool
5s
I'm sorry for not cowboying up sooner. It's been rough couple of years. Rough?
Deadpool
8.1s
You were droning on. Sure, I may be stuck looking like pepperoni flatbread... but at least fuckface won't heal from that.
Deadpool
2s
I live in a crackhouse.
Deadpool
2.7s
(STUTTERS) For everything, I'm sorry for leaving...
Deadpool
1.2s
Yeah.
Deadpool
3.8s
He is as dishonorable as he is attractive.
Deadpool
2.1s
(ENGINES ROARING)
Deadpool
3s
You should've seen your face. I didn't know what to do. I was so scared.
Deadpool
3.4s
(SNIFFING) Ah!
Deadpool
1.4s
(SIGHS)
Deadpool
14s
Fuck it. I got this. 9,10,11,12 bullets, or bust. Right here! (GRUNTS) (TIRES SCREECHING) That's, uh, $27.50. LH.lnever carry a wallet when I'm working. Ruins the lines of my suit.
