Anyhoo, tell me something... what situation isn't improved by pizza? Do you happen to know a Meghan Orflosky? Getting that right? Orflosky? Orlovsky? Yeah? Good.
Deadpool
2.6s
Really? Rolling up the sleeves?
Deadpool
2.1s
But I'm a... A stalker.
Deadpool
1.2s
(GROANING)
Deadpool
1.5s
Pineapple and olive?
Deadpool
11.1s
You need to seriously ease up on the bedazzling. They're jeans, not a chandelier. P.S. I'm keeping your wallet. You did kinda give it to me. Okay, just look, man, can I have my Sam's card... I will shoot your fucking cat!
Deadpool
2.6s
I don't really know what that means. I don't have a cat.
Deadpool
1.2s
(GROANING LOUDLY)
Deadpool
4.7s
That is a no go on the tiperoo, Jer. I'm not here for him.
Deadpool
1.2s
You're not Francis.
Deadpool
1.2s
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Deadpool
2.9s
WADE: I did! (TOILET FLUSHING)
Deadpool
11.7s
Threats hurt, Jer. Though not nearly as badly as serrated steel. So keep away from Meghan. Cool? Yes, sir. Then we're done.
Deadpool
1.2s
(GROANS)
Deadpool
7.2s
Residents are advised to remain in their homes. The assailant appears to be armed, dangerous, and wearing... a red suit. A red suit.
