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Why? You tried kidnapping me! I can't kidnap you. You're 19. Grow up. You put me in a van and you took my phone. If I were kidnapping you, would I give you all my personal information first? God! Why couldn't you have used your rape whistle? Why would I have a rape whistle? Why do you have fucking Mace? [groans] Sorry.
No Hard Feelings
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Why? Is everything okay? Yeah, I just-- I had this really intense dream about you last night. Don't ask. Of course. That's private. Do you ever have those? Uh, intense dreams? Um... Actually, uh, yeah. Tell me. You know Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad? Okay. I had this one dream where I wouldn't let her adopt a dog. So she'd locked me in one of the dog cages and dragged me back to her hideout. I kicked at the cage and screamed. And that made you come? Uh... I did not. How the fuck is that a sex dream? You asked me if I have intense dreams.
No Hard Feelings