I was gonna call you. Listen, I don't think I can do this. Percy has gotten way too attached.
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Um... Sweetie, why don't you go wait in the car? And Daddy will be right out.
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3.2s
You drive for a living. Let me take this one.
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1.5s
What the fuck was that?
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Just relax, okay?
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[buzzing]
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Hi.
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34.1s
Oh. How'd you meet? Do you wanna tell them? No, I'll tell them. This is so us. It's actually really random. - Maddie came in to adopt a dog. - Oh! Yeah, but I rejected her application because she was totally unqualified. But we still hit it off. I mean, the first day we met, I had to Mace her, she was so fucking horny. Percy. Percy, be a gentleman. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. We actually have a lot in common. In four years, we'll both be seniors. - [cell phone buzzing] - Oh. Oh, I'm so-- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I have to get this, but keep getting to know each other, you know, chat. My favorite people.
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8.5s
- Fun's important. - Yeah. She doesn't really wanna do long-distance, so I'm not gonna go to Princeton. What?
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- I'm 19. - Okay. I'm an adult now. I can make my own decisions. And I'm going to stay here, okay?
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Just makes sense for us. - You're going to Princeton. - Uh-huh. I'm not.
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- Did you tell him? - No. [mischievous music playing]
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3.1s
She's on the older side. Uh, but she's really, really fun.
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Just, you know, Maddie's here.
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3.7s
Yeah. Her name is, uh, Maddie.
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4.7s
Forty-year age difference. Forty years? And that's how old you are, right? No.
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6.1s
I just wanted to introduce you to them, but I didn't know how to explain how old you are. [laughing nervously]
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Uh, I actually know someone who married our high school Spanish teacher.
