[Maddie] "Need a car for college? Date our 19-year-old son this summer. He's a wonderful young man, extremely smart, but socially very shy. He's never had a girlfriend. We've tried everything. We're looking for an attractive, kind, intelligent woman, early to mid-20s, to date him and bring him out of his shell before he leaves for college in the fall. In exchange, we'll give you a Buick Regal, clean, rust-free, 40K miles. Serious inquiries only." "Date" is in quotes.
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Oh, no, that's just the tires. You're not gonna find anything on Craigslist. I've looked. [man] You could always sell your kidney. You could sell your hair, your plasma, your eggs. The human body's a cash cow. People don't understand that. Jim, I can feel our baby getting dumber.
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[man] Come on, dawg. You know how we do. [chuckles] The new house is right on the water. I tore down the old place. Gotta come out. G and T with lime.
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Yeah, I take him out on the boat, like, every day.
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[exhales]
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It's okay.
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3.4s
Maddie? Maddie!
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I'd definitely still be a virgin.
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Oh, shit.
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2.2s
My grandfather shot himself in that Buick.
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[tender, poignant music playing]
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The Buick's not ruined. I fixed it up.
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I just got my license and I've already ruined two cars.
