Gary, I swear to God, he's my cousin. He's my second cousin. That's their culture. - Have you ever been to Italy? - I wanted closure, and I got closure. - Thank you. - Gary, come on. - It was just a fling. - No, no, it wasn't, not to me. My sister was right about you. Wait, your sister who was arrested for elder abuse? Okay, Gary.
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I just can't decide. - You're an asshole. - [truck engine starts] [tense, pensive music playing]
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Okay, Gary, I'm sorry. Will you drop me off? I'm bartending at the Claw today. God. You know...
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4.2s
You think you're so perfect? You're indecisive, which is annoying.
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5.6s
Yeah. You know what? I will do that because it's not gonna be here.
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4.4s
What...? That's my cousin. [speaks in Italian] He's from Italy.
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2.1s
There's something seriously wrong with you.
No Hard Feelings
3.2s
[lively rock music playing]
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♪ Makin' a livin' the old, hard way ♪ ♪ Takin' and givin' by day by day ♪ ♪ I dig snow and rain And the bright sunshine ♪ -♪ Draggin' the line ♪ - ♪ Draggin' the line ♪ ♪ I feel fine I'm talkin' 'bout peace of mind ♪ [reverse alert beeping] ♪ I'm gonna take my time ♪ ♪ I'm gettin' the good sign ♪ - ♪ Draggin' the line ♪ - ♪ La-la-la-la, la-la-la ♪ [song fades] Stop. Stop. Gary, what the fuck? Court order for asset seizure. You gotta pay your property taxes, Maddie. No, this is a mistake. I'm negotiating a payment schedule. Guess they're done negotiating. So they're taking my car? I'm an Uber driver. Not my problem. How am I supposed to pay their taxes just bartending? My problem is that you just went radio silent on me.
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Last night, I was doing laundry, and I thought to myself: "I miss that fucker. I miss hearing about what the Jets were doing wrong." [Gary chuckles] What you would do differently if you ran the team. - They'd be so much better, right? - So much better.
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Wait, Gary, please stop. You were right, okay? My feelings for you were so intense that I got scared. I freaked out.