[groans] Can't believe this kid is going to Princeton. He's dumb as shit. He's just afraid of the world. They all are. Grew up in bubble wrap. My cousin, she's 20. Still lives at home. Won't go outside without a helmet.
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- Hey, Mel. - Hi, Mel. Hey, guys.
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[Percy groans] This is the worst iced tea I've ever had. Percy, you're going to college soon. You're gonna have to learn how to drink. You can't go your whole life scared of everything. I'm not scared of everything. Come on. Open up. Have your medicine. - Come on, baby bird. - I don't like it. - Oh, shit. - Well, well, look at what the tide dragged in.
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[hydraulics whirring]
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[Jim] Did you hear about Mel? She got herself a sugar daddy. You could do that. Then you wouldn't have to worry about a car or property taxes. No. No way I'm gonna be on call to some rich asshole all summer. If you see me doing that, it means I've compromised who I am, and you can kill me because I've given up.
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It might be a medical thing. You know, the problem is the parents. They baby him. Anyway, I'll need the van tonight for my big date. - No. - What? No. It's gonna take me a week to air that thing out. Sara's pregnant. I can't have her breathing those fumes. Ask Fern to borrow that Claw car.
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- Give it back. - Why don't you wait on your boat? I'll blow the foghorn when we're open. The fuck's wrong? I just asked for a drink. Hey, hey, hey. Stop that. What is going on here?
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- Course you do. Thanks. - Mm-hm. - See you on the water. - All right.
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You're still a virgin, hotshot. No, that counts, actually.
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I'm kidding.
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We're not open until noon.
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[Maddie] "Need a car for college? Date our 19-year-old son this summer. He's a wonderful young man, extremely smart, but socially very shy. He's never had a girlfriend. We've tried everything. We're looking for an attractive, kind, intelligent woman, early to mid-20s, to date him and bring him out of his shell before he leaves for college in the fall. In exchange, we'll give you a Buick Regal, clean, rust-free, 40K miles. Serious inquiries only." "Date" is in quotes.
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[man] Come on, dawg. You know how we do. [chuckles] The new house is right on the water. I tore down the old place. Gotta come out. G and T with lime.