[GROANS] Dopinder, it's me again. Look, a saner man might discourage you from joining the deadly merc business... what, with your concave chest and your paper towel tube arms. But you're an eagle... and goddamn it, an eagle's gotta soar. You gotta grab those dreams, grab those dreams by the dick tip... and make it rain! I don't know what that means. Me neither. [BOTH LAUGH]
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I hope we sharpened the cream cheese spreader. [BOTH PANTING] [GASPS] I'll be right back! We're definitely naming our kid Cher!
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RUSSELL: You sacrificed yourself for me. DEADPOOL: It would seem I...
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Go. Hey!
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[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
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Lonely at the top, eh? They're moving us tomorrow.
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Holy... [GRUNTS]
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Stop, stop, stop! Stop!
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Hang in there, Doms!
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Oh, no, they're right here.
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REPORTER: [ON TV] And to update you on the story reported earlier, after a lengthy standoff outside the Essex House for Mutant Rehabilitation... two mutants were arrested and transported to the Ice Box... AUTOMATED VOICE: Entering repair mode.
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I had so much fun! You were like... [GRUNTS] And I was like, "Take a seat, shit dick." Just let me die in peace. [GRUNTS] We make a great team! Oh, God! We're not a team. [COUGHING] Why'd you say that back there? We're friends, partners. We're not partners or friends.
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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Watch my back. I've got the old man. Amen, brother.
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Boy howdy. Hi. This is a toughie. [BABY CRYING] Yeesh. Oh, yes. You're already practicing your salute, huh? Yes, you are. Well, we'll take care of that, won't we? Jesus Christ! This is so much harder than I thought. Oh, I'm going to hell. That makes two of us. You can do this. [CLICKS TONGUE] This is crazy. This is crazy. This is crazy. This is crazy. All right.
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[WHEEZING]
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My whole life. I've been waiting for someone to come and save me.
