Like, a Yakov-Smirnoff- opening-for-the Spin-Doctors- at-the- lowa-State-Fair shit-show.
Deadpool
14.2s
I'd say that you sound like an infomercial, but not a good one, like Slap Chop. More Shake Weight-y. The world needs extraordinary soldiers. We won'tjust make you better. We will make you better than better.
Deadpool
7.7s
And, uh, that guy over there came in looking for you. Real Grim Reaper type. I don't know. Might further the plot.
Deadpool
3s
Shit. We're within 500 yards of a school, so you may wanna...
Deadpool
4.7s
And under no circumstances will I take you to that show.
Deadpool
3.8s
What if I told you we can cure your cancer?
Deadpool
2.7s
But if I ever hit "fuck it," I'll look you up.
Deadpool
1.4s
His drink's on him.
Deadpool
1.4s
Oh, um...
Deadpool
4.5s
It's to wash the taste out. It's tough to forget being so impressive.
Deadpool
3.9s
One every seven weeks. Same rate most folks get a haircut. Hmm...
Deadpool
11.2s
How can I help you? Besides luring children into a panel van. I understand you've recently been diagnosed with terminal cancer. Stalker alert. It's my job. Recruitment.
