I'm actually quite jealous. Yeah, but this ain't a life worth living, is it?
Deadpool
3.7s
Listen, we both know that cancer is a shit-show.
Deadpool
2.1s
Ringing any bells? No?
Deadpool
1.2s
Dad?
Deadpool
21.7s
Weas. You look like you need a Blow Job and a shower. Though courtesy calls for the latter first. How about three shots of Patron? Or how about Triticum aestivum, wheatgrass. Excellent for the immune system. Jesus Christ. You sound like Vanessa. Here, check it out. She's sending away for all these colorful clinic: brochures. I'm sure they're all FDA approved.
Deadpool
9.3s
Bernadette is not going anywhere, because you're not going anywhere. Drink. You're right. Cancer is only in my liver, lungs, prostate, and brain. All things I can live without.
Deadpool
7.9s
At least now I'm gonna win the dead pool. Now that you're gonna die tragically of cancer. I got it, Weas. Thanks. Oh.
Deadpool
5.7s
Look how happy you look here. Mind if I keep this? Put it up, so I can remember when you looked alive.
Deadpool
5.4s
Now, I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s. (METAL CLAN KS)
Deadpool
5.9s
Chechnya. Isn't that where you go to get cancer? You got China and Central Mexico.
Deadpool
3.5s
You know how they say "cancer" in Spanish? No.
Deadpool
3.7s
El Cancer. Oh. I could have guessed that.
Deadpool
1.2s
I love you.
Deadpool
2.2s
(WADE CHUCKLES)
Deadpool
6.4s
I swear to God, I will find you in the next life... and I'm gonna boom-box Careless Whisper outside your window. Wham!
Deadpool
5.3s
You win. Your life is officially way more fucked up than mine.
Deadpool
3.8s
Not the ghost of Christmas me. Well, I wanna remember us.
