Oh, God! I'm so sorry! (WOMAN SCREAMS) Oh! You little spider monkey!
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He made me ask twice. Is the mask muffling my voice?
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(GUN FIRING) (GROANING)
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(CLAMORING)
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(GRUNTING)
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We have another talker. I'm just excited about my first day at superhero camp. Shut the fuck up.
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It made Angel inhumanly strong.
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What's up with the matches?
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FRANCEĀ» If not, well, we'll have to keep on hurting you... (WADE SHIVERING) in new and different ways, each more painful than the last... until you finally mutate.
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We'll see about that. I suppose we will.
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(IN BRITISH ACCENT) Is it Basil Fawlty?
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WOMAN: Oh, that must hurt.
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(GRUNTS LOUDLY)
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(GROANS)
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(LAUGHS)
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In five minutes!
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And when life ends up breathtakingly fucked... you can generally trace it back to one big, bad decision. The one that sent you down the road to Shitsburgh. This? Well, this was mine.