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(CHOKING) (EKG BEEPING RAPIDLY)
Deadpool
"Weekend"? Back up. Weekend'?
Deadpool
Enjoy your weekend.
Deadpool
I've cured you, Wade.
Deadpool
You might wanna look away for this. Now this little piggy went to... (AGENT SMITH SCREAMS)
Deadpool
WADE: Thank you, Agent Smith.
Deadpool
Oh, you'll tell me. But first...
Deadpool
(GRUNTS) (GLASS SHATTERS)
Deadpool
Mr. Wilson? Ding-ding.
Deadpool
(TOILET FLUSHING)
Deadpool
Where... is... Francis?
Deadpool
In five minutes!
Deadpool
There. All caught up.
Deadpool
Hop in! Great day for a ride. (HINDI SONG PLAYING ON RADIO) WADE: And we all know how this turned out.
Deadpool
Some kinds of anger can't be managed... like the kind where your year-long plan ends with the wrong guy getting dismembered!
Deadpool
WADE: Wait, pretty sure Robin loves Batman, too. (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Deadpool
She's like Robin to my Batman, except she's old, and black, and blind.
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