Listen, Al... iflneversee you again, I want you to know that I love you very much.
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Let's see how he fights with your head on the block.
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3.2s
I presume a crisp high five? For you? 10.
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(MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER P.A.)
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7s
Uh... That was Bandhu in the trunk.
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2.8s
Knock 'em dead, PoolBoy!
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1.3s
He's super dead.
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1.2s
What was that?
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Wade...
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Tell me where your fucking boss is or you're gonna die!
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This is confusing. Is it sexist to hit you? Is it more sexist to not hit you? I mean, the line gets real... blurry. (SPEAKING SPANISH) WHERE IS FRANCIS?
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Ah, and I share that home with someone you've met, the old blind lady from the laundromat, Al.
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Her. (GASPS) Fourth-wall break inside a fourth-wall break. That's like 16 walls.
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That said, when it comes time to licking wounds, there's no place like home.