Uh, maybe not start with that. (TRAP MUSIC PLAYING)
Deadpool
8.1s
Is there a word for half afraid, half angry? Yeah, "afrangry", lguess. Have you decided what you're gonna say to her? Fuck me!
Deadpool
1.8s
Ah, I can't believe I'm doing this.
Deadpool
9.4s
Or as I like to call her, Irony. Better find her fast before numbnuts does. How do you know she's in here? Because I'm constantly stalking that fox.
Deadpool
7s
Hey, coming onto our stage right now... give it up for Chastity! (ALL CHEERING)
Deadpool
3.9s
ANNOUNCER: You can't buy love, but you can rent it for three minutes.
Deadpool
4.4s
Wade, we have a fucking problem. And by "we," I mean "you."
Deadpool
3.7s
WADE: Every time I see her, it's like the first time...
Deadpool
2.5s
(MUSIC FADES IN) (MEN CHEERING)
Deadpool
3.8s
(MUSIC FADES OUT)
Deadpool
1.2s
(EXHALES)
Deadpool
12.4s
Fuck, you're old. (CACKLES) Fakelaugh. Hiding real pain. Go get Silver Balls. You guys going for a bite? Early bird special? Oh, like there's something wrong with eating before sundown or saving money.
Deadpool
11.9s
Wow. You're a talker too. You and Wade. I've been trying to tell you assholes, you've got the wrong girl. My old boyfriend, he's dead. See, I thought that too. But he keeps on coming back.
Deadpool
6.4s
What is that? That's the shit emoji. You know, it's the turd with the smiling face and the eyes? I thought it was chocolate yogurt forsolong.
Deadpool
5.2s
Hey. Hey! Where'd she go? Uh, I saw her head to the back. Go get her, tiger.
