Some kinds of anger can't be managed... like the kind where your year-long plan ends with the wrong guy getting dismembered!
Deadpool
4.8s
WADE: Wait, pretty sure Robin loves Batman, too. (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Deadpool
5.4s
She's like Robin to my Batman, except she's old, and black, and blind.
Deadpool
3.5s
(GROANS) Sorry about bleeding in all your garbage.
Deadpool
1.7s
And I think she's in love with me.
Deadpool
1.7s
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
Deadpool
1.3s
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Deadpool
1.7s
(GRUNTS)
Deadpool
10.1s
I get why you're so pissy... but your mood's never gonna brighten till you find this woman... and tell her how you feel. What do I keep telling you, Mrs. Magoo? She wouldn't have me.
Deadpool
8.4s
If you could see me, you'd understand. Looks aren't everything. Looks are everything. You ever heard David Beckham speak? It's like he mouth-sexed a can of helium.
Deadpool
5.7s
You think Ryan Reynolds got this far on his superior acting method? Love is blind, Wade. No.
Deadpool
6.6s
I raided my stash of wisdom tooth Percocet... and I am orbiting fucking Saturn right now.
Deadpool
5.7s
(WADE GRUNTS SLOWLY) Tylenol PM? You can stick that where you stuck the Bactin.
Deadpool
2.2s
But I appreciate the gesture.
Deadpool
1.4s
You're blind.
Deadpool
1.4s
(SIGHS)
Deadpool
1.2s
Ugh.
Deadpool
7.4s
So, you're just gonna lie there and whimper? No, I'm gonna wait till this arm plows through puberty... and then I'm gonna come up with a whole new Christmas Day plan.
