Sorry I'm late. There was a bunch of handicapable children who were stuck in a tree. No.No. But I did have to help a kid.Yeah. He's got a terrible name. It's just awful. Ugh. I tried to tell him.
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Gotcha!
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VANESSA: It's okay.
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It is now.
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[GROANS] They say millennials are the hardest to reach.
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And it appears as if the X-Men are arriving... DEADPOOL: Scatter! REPORTER: ...with what appears to be a trainee. DEADPOOL: Everyone, calm down! The pros are here. I... We're the X-Men! A dated metaphor for racism in the '60s. So, respect. At ease, Officer.
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[ALL SCREAMING] Oh, shit! That fucking does it! Put your hands behind your knees and get down on your head! Now! Wade! What was first rule? Label everything in the refrigerator! Do not escalate! Rules are meant to be broken! COLOSSUS: That's the exact opposite of what they're meant for!
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It's time to burn for what you've done! A child should not be burdened with such power!
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Fuck! Fine! I'll start from the beginning. My name is Deadpool, and I'm an X-Man. Trainee! Shut it!
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Blessed are the wicked... who are healed... by my hand.
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Say it. Say what you said every time you tortured me!
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COLOSSUS: [SCOFFS] That's how we do it in Mother Russia.
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Oh. Oh, this isn't Gilbert's. I am so sorry. I thought this was an anal-bleaching party. [GUNS FIRING] [GRUNTING]
