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WEASEL: Meet... Domino. DEADPOOL: What's your shtick? I'm lucky. That's not a superpower. Yeah, it is. No, it isn't. Yes, it is. No, it isn't. Yeah, it is. No, it isn't. Yes, it is. No, it isn't. Yeah, it is. Really isn't. No, it isn't.Yes, it is. Told you. Get out of my head! I'm not in your head. I'm in an 11-year-old's bedroom. Well, if you're so lucky, then what are you doing here with us? I don't know yet. What's that supposed to mean? There's a reason why I'm here, and I'll know when I know. Everything usually just kind of works out for me. Like 2008 Ryan Reynolds.
Deadpool 2
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DOMINO: Okay, I'm over the convoy. Where did the rest of the team land? Good news and bad news. Bad news is the whole team is dead. The good news is, I don't think anyone's gonna miss Shatterstar. He was a bit of a prick. Oh, but Paul! DOMINO: Peter! Peter, I'm gonna miss him most. But there is a slight chance Vanisher could make it. [PEOPLE EXCLAIMING] Nope, no chance. He's dead. DOMINO: The whole team? Only the main ones. We're still good. Fuck, you are dumb. Whoever planned this stunt's been smoking a lot jazz cabbage. I'll tell you that much. That's pretty obvious! Looking good, Vanisher.
Deadpool 2
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Time to make the chimichangas. 30 seconds. I finally know why I'm here. I was raised in this place. Well, not raised. I was tortured. Wow! It's your cosmic reason for being here. Shall we? This is gonna be fun. DEADPOOL: Yeah! Hey! Been meaning to ask you... what's with the dirty, disgusting hobo bear? It's not dirt. It's the blood of my dead daughter. Are You Bear, God? It's Me, Margaret. Give me some. They say laughter heals anything... except, of course, that. We should just cue the music.
Deadpool 2