[SPEAKS RUSSIAN] I need a bus to get you all out of here. [GASPS]
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[PANTING] Those bullets were, like, super fast.
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[HONKING]
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Ness?
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[INDISTINCT SHOUTING] WADE: In every film, there's a moment when the hero hits rock bottom. InCool Runnings, it was when John Candy's prized bobsled broke. InHuman Centipede, it was when those people... signed on to be in that movie. But in this film, well... you're looking at it. GUARD: On your fucking knees, mutant.
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Oh, God! Oh, God, time out! Time out! Cut. I've got bad guy blood, right in my open eye. Oh, that's so gross. [GROANING] Fuck. Looks like you left a little landing strip there. I like it.
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Let's get some! Whoo! Oh, yeah! Convoy, 12 o'clock! On my command!
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I've always seen myself as more of an East Coast Hufflepuff.
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This doesn't end with us riding into the sunset. It ends with me dying of cancer... and you winning the Ice Box award for softest mouth. [WADE COUGHS] There's only one person in this world that I care about, and she's gone.
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Hey.
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VANESSA: Your F-word.
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We got no brakes! [STRAINING] Figure it out!
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But here's the thing, isn't that how it always works? Like in Star Wars, men are destined to become their father... and then have consensual sex with their sister? I think you missed big, big chunks of that movie. No, I'm pretty sure Luke nailed her. Baby, that's Empire. The point is, kids... they give us a chance to be better than we are.
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[SCREAMS]
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[MEN GROANING]
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Hey, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch. I liked you better with your hair short. Think everyone did.
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[GRUNTS]
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A lot. And for the first time in a long while... I like me.