Five mini lion-bots? Three minutes. Deal. What do we do with the remaining two minutes, 37 seconds?
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3.7s
She would have made me a very agreeable wife. But, um...
Deadpool
4s
DeadpooL Negasonic! Come, we have mission.
Deadpool
3.5s
Site's heart has been stolen by my cousin Bandhu.
Deadpool
1.7s
What's my name?
Deadpool
1.4s
(SCREAMING)
Deadpool
10.5s
Whoa! Are you a superhero? Fucking A, sweetie. What's your name? Captain Delicious Pants. Who's Captain Delicious Pants?
Deadpool 2
2.7s
I'm terribly sorry for your loss, Wade.
Deadpool 2
5.9s
INSTRUCTOR: We have 8 weeks of boot camp ahead of us, men. That'll get us toned and prepared for all manner of combat.
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2.3s
[SIRENS APPROACHING]
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[ALARM RINGING]
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1.5s
WADE: Ness?
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1.5s
[INAUDIBLE]
Deadpool 2
35s
Oh, Jesus Christ! I thought you were gonna kiss me for a second there. Please know I wouldn't be able to stop you if you did. Wade, whoever they are... we track them down and bring them to justice. It was me. I'm the asshole who got away. I killed every last one of them, except me. Couldn't kill me. We were gonna start a family. We were, uh... [SNIFFLES] [CLEARS THROAT] We were gonna be a family.
