The house that blows up every few years? Please. House blowing up builds character.
Deadpool
6.8s
Here, protein bar. Good for bones. Deadpool may try to break yours.
Deadpool
4s
DeadpooL Negasonic! Come, we have mission.
Deadpool
3s
WADE: Hey! Whoo! (GUNS FIRING) (WOMAN SCREAMS)
Deadpool
1.4s
Maximum effort.
Deadpool
10.4s
Dopinder, I'm starting to think there's a reason I'm in this cab today. Yeah, sir, you called for it, remember? No, my slender brown friend. Love is a beautiful thing.
Deadpool
3.7s
She would have made me a very agreeable wife. But, um...
Deadpool
3.5s
Site's heart has been stolen by my cousin Bandhu.
Deadpool
3.9s
And what did he do to you, Mr. Pool? This Shit...
Deadpool
4.6s
Okay, um, just, I have to keep my hands on the wheel.
Deadpool
1.5s
(MUMBLING) (GRUNTS) Yeah, little help.
Deadpool
3s
You should've seen your face. I didn't know what to do. I was so scared.
Deadpool
4.2s
What the shit-biscuit! Where you at, Francis?
Deadpool
2.4s
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
Deadpool
3.4s
(SNIFFING) Ah!
Deadpool
2.1s
(ENGINES ROARING)
Deadpool
11.9s
Had my eye on this sucker for a while. And I will take the pencil eraser. BOY: Okay. You are now the protector of the planet Arus. And you can erase stuff... written in pencil.
Deadpool
4.7s
M'lady? Well, I hate to break it to you... but your 48 minutes are up.
