FRANCIS: Fucking hell. Looks like someone lost his shot at Homecoming King. What have you done to me? I've merely raised your stress levels high enough to trigger a mutation. You sadistic fuck!
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WADE: Did I say this was a love story? No, it's a horror movie.
Deadpool
4s
Seriously, you actually have something in your teeth now.
Deadpool
6.4s
I could cure them... but where's the fun in that?
Deadpool
2.7s
Yeah, I've seen similar side-effects before.
Deadpool
3.1s
"Weekend"? Back up. Weekend'?
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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Enjoy your weekend.
Deadpool
1.7s
I've cured you, Wade.
Deadpool
9s
This is confusing. Is it sexist to hit you? Is it more sexist to not hit you? I mean, the line gets real... blurry. (SPEAKING SPANISH) WHERE IS FRANCIS?
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This is not going to end well for me, is it? This is not gonna end well for you, no. Where's your boss? I can tell you exactly... (SHUSHING MOCKINGLY)
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You're looking very alive. Ha! Only on the outside!