If you could see me, you'd understand. Looks aren't everything. Looks are everything. You ever heard David Beckham speak? It's like he mouth-sexed a can of helium.
Deadpool
7.4s
So, you're just gonna lie there and whimper? No, I'm gonna wait till this arm plows through puberty... and then I'm gonna come up with a whole new Christmas Day plan.
Deadpool
2.5s
I suppose I'd wear a mask too if I had a face like that.
Deadpool
2.2s
But I appreciate the gesture.
Deadpool
1.4s
(SIGHS)
Deadpool
1.2s
Ugh.
Deadpool
5.9s
You don't want any clothes that are not monochromatic? Have fun at your midnight showing of Blade ll.
Deadpool
4.7s
I've seen this girl. FRANCIS: Ah, this must be Vanessa. I've heard so much about you.
Deadpool
6.4s
Am I crazy, or is your hand really small? About the size of a KFC spork.
Deadpool
2.7s
This isn't really the place to do something like that.
