Weas. You look like you need a Blow Job and a shower. Though courtesy calls for the latter first. How about three shots of Patron? Or how about Triticum aestivum, wheatgrass. Excellent for the immune system. Jesus Christ. You sound like Vanessa. Here, check it out. She's sending away for all these colorful clinic: brochures. I'm sure they're all FDA approved.
Deadpool
6.4s
I swear to God, I will find you in the next life... and I'm gonna boom-box Careless Whisper outside your window. Wham!
Deadpool
5.3s
You win. Your life is officially way more fucked up than mine.
Deadpool
2.3s
Besides, I just realized something.
Deadpool
1.5s
We can fight this.
Deadpool
1.6s
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Deadpool
2.2s
(WADE CHUCKLES)
Deadpool
1.2s
I love you.
Deadpool
1.3s
Wade.
Deadpool
4.5s
It's to wash the taste out. It's tough to forget being so impressive.
Deadpool
3.9s
One every seven weeks. Same rate most folks get a haircut. Hmm...
Deadpool
2.2s
But you're a fighter. Special Forces.
Deadpool
2.6s
I'm sorry you've had such a tough go.
Deadpool
11.2s
How can I help you? Besides luring children into a panel van. I understand you've recently been diagnosed with terminal cancer. Stalker alert. It's my job. Recruitment.
Deadpool
1.2s
Mr. Wilson.
Deadpool
14.2s
I'd say that you sound like an infomercial, but not a good one, like Slap Chop. More Shake Weight-y. The world needs extraordinary soldiers. We won'tjust make you better. We will make you better than better.
Deadpool
5.7s
And now you spend your days sticking up for the little people... People change. What do you want?
