I have a mission now. The first thing I wanna do when I get out of here... burn the headmaster alive... and then take a selfie with his smoldering corpse. Aw. That's, like, my favorite part of the Bible.
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I've always seen myself as more of an East Coast Hufflepuff.
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Russell. Russell, you're okay! Oh, thank God. Oh, my God! Juggernaut! [GASPS] I thought that was you! I should've worn my white pants. You probably get this a lot, but I am a huge fan. Uncanny X-Men183. Thor411. X-Men Unlimited12. You know, it has always been a dream of mine... to see my face reflected in your helmet... as you charge at me with murderous intent. I don't mean right now. I'm gonna rip you in half now. [LAUGHS] That is such a Juggernaut thing to say. [DEADPOOL SCREAMING]
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I'll also be the first to admit that that plan was written in crayon. Looks like Russell found a new friend. Jelly. Turns out Domino's a bit of a badass, and maybe, possibly mildly lucky. But Cable? Ugh. That guy's in a mood. [CHUCKLES] A mood that is about to get significantly worse.
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[IMITATES BIRD CALL] [SOFTLY] No, that's stupid, Russell. Idiot.
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[GROANS] Oh, God, that hurt. Suck it, Mel Gibson.
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WADE: Rock... meet bottom.
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Maybe I can get you out of here.
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[SIGHS]
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[SNIFFING]
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Oh, shit. It's Cable. 12 o'clock. DEADPOOL: Okay. New plan. Use all of your imaginary powers to stop Cable from killing that kid. I'm coming up on your six.
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[SCREAMS] CHILDREN: Oh!
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BLIND AL: No child is hopeless. Don't give up on the boy. How could he just walk away? It was the coldness in his eyes. You should've heard it.
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[YELLING] DEADPOOL: I'll be first to admit... this did not go according to plan.
