My whole life. I've been waiting for someone to come and save me.
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I'd ask who you are, but you'll be dead in a second. I'm Domino, and doubtful. [BOTH GRUNTING]
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[GROANS] They say millennials are the hardest to reach.
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Wonderful kid. RUSSELL: You can't stop me, Wade! [DEADPOOL GROANS]
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[GUNSHOT]
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DEADPOOL: What do you get when you take eight feet of chrome... one pinch of courage... a cup of good luck... a dab of racism... a splash of diabetes... and a wheelbarrow full of stage four cancer? Answer: a family. See? I didn't lie what kind of film this was. If there's anything you take away today... other than the need to Google, "What the fuck is dubstep?"... it's that we all need to belong to someone.
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Genuine, high-grade lead.
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[MEN CHEERING]
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[SPEAKING SPANISH]
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What are you doing? Somebody swiped right. [FAST-FORWARDING]
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[GROANS] Tell me they got that in slow motion. [DEADPOOL GROANS]
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[GUNS COCKING]
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Ugh. So gross. A panic room? Really? Can you come out? [WATCH BEEPING] I really have to go. It's my anniversary.
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Oh, man!
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[TIRES SCREECHING] [CRASHING] I'm gonna miss him. He seemed great. Whoo! Courage, motherfuckers! And karma, motherfucker. DEADPOOL: I could hear you coming the last 30 seconds. I could barely keep a straight face. [LAUGHS] I want some more. I bet you do, Brown Panther. We should leave before Fuckernaut wakes up. Good call. You guys coming with us? No, we'll get the kids back to the mansion. Besides, we're X-Men. No, you're X-People. You're exhausting. I see what you did there. Puns. Our door's always open. That's kind, but I'm not ready to date again. Let alone two women.