That's okay. Let me see here. Oh, God. That's why you're such a little bastard. No one's ever changed you. Yeah, you got a big, old stinky in there, don't you? God, it smells like Hitler's anus... which would makes sense, wouldn't it? Yeah. I think we both know I don't have what it takes to do this... so I'm just gonna change your diaper real quick... and then I'm gonna come back with my friend, Cable. He loves killing kids.
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[WIND HOWLING]
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[MOUTHS] Fuck this!
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No, no, no!
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[GROANS] That gun is amazing!
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Nice! Right?
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[TOMORROWPLAYING]
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Well, I guess we found something you're not better at.
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[WADE COUGHS] What was that? [CLEARS THROAT] That is the biggest guy in here. Fun fact about the Ice Box... though no one's ever seen it, they keep a monster in the basement. Right next to a huge, steaming bowl of foreshadowing.
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[CAR ALARM WAILING]
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It was my fault she died.
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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Hang the laundry out at 1,300 feet... intercept the convoy, and grab the boy. Let's bring on the carnage, baby! Get me on the ground, watch me go! ALL: Yeah! [ALL WHOOPING] I can't wait to kill! Hey! Hey! Hey! I just wanna say how proud I am of this team. You know, you guys look amazing! Vanisher, I have no doubt you look amazing too. This is the family that I've always dreamed of having and I...
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Then I joined the X-Men. I went to prison. I, uh...
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They will not replace us. What do you say we go fuck some shit up? "Let's fuck some shit up" is my legal middle name.
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I was born into war. Bred into it.
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You got 30 seconds, you jabbering butt plug! Now we're getting it.