Something to remember you by. Give me that back! That goes with me everywhere. Like the memory of your fucking fanny pack!
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Is it the kid?
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[LAUGHS] Oh, boy! He's really teeing it up, isn't he? Who gets to make the first joke? I think we should all do it at the same time. Good call. For $45, you get sucky-suck. BOTH: I only do over the pants, mouth stuff. Fuck! The Proposition has a wonderful Guy Pearce performance. WADE: Wait, wait, wait! I wanna do mine over. Give us the line again. I need your help! Trust me, I'm even less happy about this than you are... but you unleashed the Juggernaut, you dumb cunt! I can't bring him down alone. So here we are.
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Jesus. [SIGHS]
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JUGGERNAUT: You see that bus? I'm gonna shove it up your ass.
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Hello?
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Deal.Deal.
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Go! Go! Go!
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Let's get some! Whoo! Oh, yeah! Convoy, 12 o'clock! On my command!
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[GRUNTING] Oh! Really? All right, we could do this with four. Sugarbear. You got this, buddy! That's the stuff! That's the X-Force spirit!
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I can't protect you. [COUGHS] With this collar on, my superpower is just unbridled cancer. Give me a bow and arrow, I'm basically Hawkeye. Now, if you'll excuse me... [COUGHS] I've got tumors to grow. Vanessa awaits. I'll start by making us a shank. Good listening. I stole that guard's pen... and stashed it in the old prison wallet, if you know what I'm saying. I really hope I don't know what you're saying.
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Relax. I'm retrieving something from my utility bag. It's a goddamn fanny pack... and you know it, you sick son of a bitch! The difference is night and day.
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RUSSELL: So you wear that helmet because your brother tries to read your mind? JUGGERNAUT: Yeah, but he's in a wheelchair, so even-steven. MAN: Someone's coming. It's Russell, sir. And he's not alone. HEADMASTER: Secure the children.
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[GROANS, COUGHS] I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Don't be. Don't be. I've been trying to make this happen for a while. Please, just don't leave me. I don't wanna die without an audience. We are not going anywhere. WADE: Oh, God, I hope the Academy is watching. Just rest, okay?
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Vanisher! [LAUGHS]
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We can take it from here. Take me to the Ice Box, please! Anywhere's better than here. DEADPOOL: Believe me, son, you do not wanna go to the Ice Box. That place makes Hitler's anus look like Waikiki. Let's get you inside, young man. No, wait, wait. Wait. You guys stay there.
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That gun is amazing! [GRUNTS] [TIRES SCREECHING]
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Peter. PETER: I got you, buddy! You're gonna be fine! This is not good, man! You got this, big guy! Here we go, Peter! Look at me. We're X-Force, right? Yeah, we're X-Force. We're X-Force.
