Wrong. (GROANS) I'm injecting you with a serum... that activates any mutant genes lurking in your DNA. For it to work we need to subject you to extreme stress.
Deadpool
4s
Oral fixation or just a big Stallone fan? (MUFFLED GROAN)
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3.4s
But if you think super-human powers are acquired painlessly...
Deadpool
2.1s
Mr. Wilson, my name's Ajax.
Deadpool
1.3s
What's up with the matches?
Deadpool
2s
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
Deadpool
1.4s
Patience, Angel.
Deadpool
1.5s
I'm calling Wang.
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1.5s
(WADE GROANING)
Deadpool
3s
One thing that never survives this place is a sense of humor.
Deadpool
1.7s
Oh, joke away.
Deadpool
1.7s
(IN BRITISH ACCENT) Is it Basil Fawlty?
Deadpool
8.8s
Hey, is Ajax your actual name? Becauseitsounds suspiciously made up. What is it, really? Kevin? Bruce? Scott? Mitch? The Rickster?
Deadpool
6.7s
Right in the middle there. Just, I don't... A little nugget of romaine lettuce or something. (SIGHS)
Deadpool
1.9s
You have something in your teeth.
Deadpool
11.8s
FYI, I could probably get you the superhero discount. You are so relentlessly annoying. Thanks. Never heard that before. Why don't you do us all a favor and shut the fuck up? Or I'll sew your pretty mouth shut.
Deadpool
5s
It's been bothering me for a long time. (LAUGHS) Ah, made you look.
Deadpool
3.1s
Also soorohed my nerve endings, so I no longer feel pain.