One every seven weeks. Same rate most folks get a haircut. Hmm...
Deadpool
4.5s
It's to wash the taste out. It's tough to forget being so impressive.
Deadpool
5.2s
Look, Agent Smith, I tried the hero business and it left a mark.
Deadpool
4.2s
And what's more, give you abilities most men only dream of?
Deadpool
2.7s
But if I ever hit "fuck it," I'll look you up.
Deadpool
1.2s
(WADE SIGHS)
Deadpool
1.4s
A superhero.
Deadpool
1.2s
Mr. Wilson.
Deadpool
1.4s
Oh, um...
Deadpool
9.4s
Catching him was my only chance to be hot again, get my super sexy ex back... and prevent this shit from happening to someone else. So,yeah, today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo.
Deadpool
8.2s
And I quote, "Looking for roommate, "blind to life's imperfections. "Must be good with hands." Or would you rather I build the IKEA, and you pay rent? Why such a douche this morning?
Deadpool
11.2s
How can I help you? Besides luring children into a panel van. I understand you've recently been diagnosed with terminal cancer. Stalker alert. It's my job. Recruitment.
Deadpool
5.8s
Upside of being blind: I've never seen you in Crocs. You mean my big, rubber masturbating shoes? AL: Yes, I know.
Deadpool
5.3s
Let's recap. The cock thistle that turned me into this freak... slipped through my arms today...
Deadpool
5s
Downside of being blind... I hear everything in this duplex.
