Dopinder, I'm starting to think there's a reason I'm in this cab today. Yeah, sir, you called for it, remember? No, my slender brown friend. Love is a beautiful thing.
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She would have made me a very agreeable wife. But, um...
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Site's heart has been stolen by my cousin Bandhu.
Deadpool
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And what did he do to you, Mr. Pool? This Shit...
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Okay, um, just, I have to keep my hands on the wheel.
Deadpool
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Hey, how many more minutes can I get for this? FYI, five mini lion-bots come together to form one super-bot, so...
Deadpool
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Five mini lion-bots? Three minutes. Deal. What do we do with the remaining two minutes, 37 seconds?
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(GUN COCKS)
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Shit.
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Boo!
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Totally impractical. They all do it.
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What if I just held on and never let go? Just ride a bitch's back, like Yoda on Luke. Oh, Star Wars jokes.