I got your back. Oh, my God. You're sick, I gotta protect you. Just leave me alone, kid. [MAN WHISTLING]
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Black Evan, I don't know. All I remember is he was African-American.
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Make friends with someone.
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[WADE GRUNTS] [GROANS]
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Baldilocks? Jared Kushner?
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Who?
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[GROANS]
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REPORTER: ...several police cars were destroyed and the X-Men were called in to restore order.
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I don't have a sock puppet on me... but what did he do to you? Did he taste the rainbow? I'd whisper it, but Skittles would sue us.
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[RUSSELL EXHALES] RUSSELL: I know it's in there, I just need to get it out. Oh, Jesus Christ. I can hear you rummaging around in there. Do they make Purell for your ears? [SIREN WAILING]
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I could get used to this X-Man shit. NEGASONIC TEENAGE WARHEAD: Trainee! DEADPOOL: Trainee! OFFICER: Get a power restraint on him. Now! DEADPOOL: Calm down, squirt. It's over. We got ya.
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I have a mission now. The first thing I wanna do when I get out of here... burn the headmaster alive... and then take a selfie with his smoldering corpse. Aw. That's, like, my favorite part of the Bible.
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I've always seen myself as more of an East Coast Hufflepuff.
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Russell. Russell, you're okay! Oh, thank God. Oh, my God! Juggernaut! [GASPS] I thought that was you! I should've worn my white pants. You probably get this a lot, but I am a huge fan. Uncanny X-Men183. Thor411. X-Men Unlimited12. You know, it has always been a dream of mine... to see my face reflected in your helmet... as you charge at me with murderous intent. I don't mean right now. I'm gonna rip you in half now. [LAUGHS] That is such a Juggernaut thing to say. [DEADPOOL SCREAMING]
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I'll also be the first to admit that that plan was written in crayon. Looks like Russell found a new friend. Jelly. Turns out Domino's a bit of a badass, and maybe, possibly mildly lucky. But Cable? Ugh. That guy's in a mood. [CHUCKLES] A mood that is about to get significantly worse.
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[IMITATES BIRD CALL] [SOFTLY] No, that's stupid, Russell. Idiot.
