Go on, you're doing it! My beautiful, hairless, Twizzler-legged baby boy.
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[ONLY TIMEPLAYING]
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You sacrificed yourself for me.
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[CAR DOOR CLOSES] [ENGINE STARTS]
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[GROANS] Holy mommy fucking shit!
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How something so small generates enough energy to reverse time is... Oh, just fix it, Eleven, or I'll take it to the Genius Bar. Cable's gonna kill you when he finds out. Never heard of him. Why do you think I'm helping him? The Lord works in mysterious ways, don't I? A good day. Bye, Wade! Bye, Yukio! That was probably a bad idea. What have we done?
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What are you doing? Somebody swiped right. [FAST-FORWARDING]
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[GROANS] Tell me they got that in slow motion. [DEADPOOL GROANS]
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Time to make the chimichangas. 30 seconds. Hey. Been meaning to ask you... what's with the creepy, dirty hobo bear? It's my daughter's teddy bear. Her name's Hope. DEADPOOL: Well...
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I don't know how to thank you. But I do know how to hug you. No.Yes. Here we go. Bring it in. Come on. Pelvis to pelvis. Let's go tip to tip. There we go. The kids call this docking. [KNIFE UNSHEATHES] Is there a knife in my dick? There's a knife in your dick. I'm just gonna back up now. Yeah, yeah. No need to go full Yentl. Gonna pretend like that never happened. Let's go home, Russell.
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All you dirty mutants are gonna rot in hell with the boy! Your souls are beyond redemption! Let's see your soul, perv! No, no! No! No more! We're better than that! We're better than him! No more senseless violence! No more bloodshed! We'll let karma take care of him. The day of reckoning is here!
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Too exotic?
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I hope we sharpened the cream cheese spreader. [BOTH PANTING] [GASPS] I'll be right back! We're definitely naming our kid Cher!